Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
Look at those eyes…
So filled with hope….
Hello darkness my old friend
- Royals / Come Together
Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde
#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped
I never reblog these unofficial mash-ups, but… DAMN.
This is just mmmm
kawaii face masterpost
- Table flip: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
- Alarmed table flip: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
- Angry table flip: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
- Putting the table back: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
- Whut: ¬_¬
- R u srs/rlly: ಠ_ಠ
- zzzzzz: (￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ
- Le drool: °٢°
- Butterfly: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
- Innocent: ʘ‿ʘ
- sjfsjl: (°ロ°)☝
- Oh joy: ಥ⌣ಥ
- Kawaii kawaii: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
- Yay~: ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
- Wat: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ
- WhAt WAs ThAT: ∑(゜Д゜;)
- Win: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
- Me is friendly: (´･ω･`)
- : 3:<`∀´>
- Wae: <丶´Д｀>
- Wae 2: （ ；´Д｀）
- Happy: ∧∧
- Idek: ┐('～`；)┌
- MY OVARIES: (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ
- Woah..: ( ﾟдﾟ)
- Le tear: （ つ Д ｀）
- Angel: ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
- SPARKLEZZZZ: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
- Bombs: ( ・_・)ノ⌒●~*
- Kawaii rain: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
- Alarmed table-flip: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
- Angry table-flip: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
- Fgsfds: (°ロ°)☝
- Am I kawaii?: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
- The kawaiiest: (◕‿◕✿)
- Uguu: (◡‿◡✿)
- Generic 'yay': ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
- Le zzz: (￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ
- Wat: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ
- Shocked: ∑(゜Д゜;)
- Winning: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
- Dog 1: •ᴥ•
- Dog 2: ●ᴥ●
- Dog 3: ☻ᴥ☻
- So kawaii: ◕ ◡ ◕
- Soliciting a Hug: (ノ゜ω゜)ノ
- Blushu: (▰˘◡˘▰)
- The very best: ∩(︶▽︶)∩
- I ran out of good names of emoticons: (*◕‿◕*)
there are two basic types of fans in a bandom
- the kind that likes the band for their music
- the others who started out liking the music but fell in love the musicians as people and would buy the cds even if it was literally four minutes of the bassist blowing raspberries into a microphone
Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.
I think my heart just melted
THE NEW JACK AND DEAN SKETCH IS HERE.
Please reblog and share around if you enjoyed it :)
Thank you for your support <3
Tickets to our FIRST EVER live show are still available: http://www.sohotheatre.com/whats-on/jack-andamp-dean-andamp-friends-live/
Ni No Kuni
To anyone who hasn’t played Ni no kuni I HIGHLY recommend you do. I’ve beat it twice and I’m about ready to play it again. Watch my review of it on DESPWNS to see for yourself! Http://www.youtube.com/despwns
ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff
because look at these fucking things
THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
Never thought I’d be getting pedantic about a Rent GIF set of all things, but here we are!
The line is “mutual masturbation” which feels kind of important here.
OH GOD I DIDN’T SEE THAT.
How do you even get ‘mucho’?
No, wait, it is definitely supposed to be mucho. I just listened to both recordings to verify. It’s a joke about how lonely Mark is.
I’m totally seeing it as both now that I’m looking it up - WHERE MY RENT NERDS AT, WHATS THE STORY HERE?
16 year old me would have never thought, “If I have a question about RENT lyrics in the future, I can just ask Anthony Rapp on the internet and he’ll answer within the hour.”
technology is magical.
this is my favorite post of all time